Air India flight to Mumbai..(entering the flight)
Namaste.. Namaste..
(Aaergh!! Why AI airhostess has to be out of shape and cold?!! Gulf Air Hostess was much better!)
The flight about to land at Mumbai. Everyone is given immigration card..
Person: excuse me.
Air-Hostess: Yes?!
Person: Can I have a pen please to fill this out?
Air-Hostess: (visibly not happy at the request, takes a pen out of her blouse!!) here it is!
(aaergh!! god!! disgusting!!!)
Later!!
Chatrapati shivaji antarrashtriya hawai adda..(read Sahar International Airport)
Air India, London Flight has landed.. Immigration clearance over.. a person has picked up his luggages and is passing through green channel.. The luggage is put through the xerox machine(read x-ray machine)., and a laptop is seen through the machine.. The following happened..
Officer: (aggressively)Whats in the bag??!!
Person : My laptop
Officer: Show your passport, where are you coming from?
Person : Here’s passport, I’m coming from London!
Officer: When did you buy it..
Person : Its my office laptop (ok.. I am lying), I will be taking it back with me
Officer: Then I might have to enter it in the passport.
Person : No problem., I have to take it back (I dont want to, really.. Its for my brother. boo hoo)
Suddenly a havildar rushes in..
Havildar: saab, aapne jisko choda, usko aage madam ne pakda hai!!
Officer: Kya..!!(looks worried)
Havildar: Haan saab.. jaldi chalo!!
Officer: Chalo..(worry is explicit on his face!!)
He suddenly thrusts the passport back to the persons hand and rushes out! The releived person picks his bag and gets out!! Phew.. Another interesting travel!!!