said the elder hampster

Why do I have to run in the wheel from 9 – 5.30, asked the young hamster. The elder hamster looked at him sagely, and told “you need to work so that you earn your food and pay your bills.” “But, I dont want to work” cried the young hampster, “I want to figure out what I want to do and do my stuff, maybe sleep more. Whats the point in living like this?”.

“shut-up, and keep running” scolded the elder hampster.

The man watching the hampsters in the cage, grinned devilishly.

getting even with spam

I have received a lot of emails from someone in some war-torn region of africa. They needed my help to take out the riches from the bank. As usual, my delete button was put into quick action, but some people decided not to use the delete button and reply to them. Read about it here.

I have been troubled recently after the death of a dear friend of mine, Minnie Mowse. She was a very, very dear friend indeed, and her death affected me greatly and started to make me question my faith. I have decided to leave the church and join a travelling circus.

I have already made two very good friends, and tomorrow I will be starting my circus training with them…

:-)) Minnie mowse indeed.